Official Stag Meeting of Mr. Seens Junior
Location: The Sun FriarGate Preston
Date and Time: Sat 7th Feb 2009 7.30 pm Prompt
Officials: Groom and Best Man
Persons Present: Tim, Rostrum, Tony, Danny, Dave, Ian, Little Andy, Archer
Late comers: JC and Tiley who met up at the wrong pub at the dodgy end of town.
Apologies:
Matt too hungry to leave the house
Colin None received
Andy Rider the only genuine excuse being 10,167 miles away
Paul Barlow poor excuse with new bird in Manchester
Simon Novelty knob fallen off
Mark Proctor No planes trains or automobiles from Fleet
Note from Best Man: Toilets very awkward to get to in this pub
It was mentioned (anomalously) as a late entry for the possible Bride to be the landlady of the pub we were in, but that was rejected when she saw the Groom J
8.15 Meeting Halted: Toilet Break
8.18 Meeting Resumed
Location:
An endless list of towns and cities across central and northern England were thrown around most being rejected because they have been “done” before which narrowed it down some what. With the ones that were left too many faults were found ie no nightclub, no pubs , no travel lodge type of accommodation which left us only one choice. Which at 9.35pm Chester was voted the town of the stag 2009.
9.38 Meeting Halted: Toilet Break
9.41 Meeting Resumed
Theme:
Best Man suggested ballerinas but that was rejected on the grounds that they didn’t make them to fit Tiley and he didn’t want to look the odd one out.
After what seemed hours and looking at costumes on Little Andy’s Blackberry French Maids was voted in with the official pattern to be taken from Julys edition of Women’s weekly magazine.
10.01 Meeting Halted: Toilet Break
10.04 Meeting Resumed
Danny asked Seens if he could have the notes of the meeting which after quite some time he had to agree to – just to keep the peace – then the notes were folded up and put into Seens left inside pocket and then forgotten about. So Danny never got to see them after all.
Then Simon turns up at 10.10
Meeting Closed 10.18